Attack of the Globs!
| Have you even purchased any of that cream in a can stuff? Easy whiz creamy juice? What's it called? Whatever it is, it's got quite a dull taste to it. Don and I got bored one night, and this is what happened: |
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| It looked so harmless, so cute. This little fluff of blobby dairy goodness caressed my thoughts, and my taste buds.... |
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| Then, it's brothers appeared. I fell in love instantly. These globs, so white, so fluffy. I thought they were heavenly beings - I was obsessed with them.... |
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| The globs, they liked to play with me! In my white pajamas, I was infatuated with the globs and their gooey goodness. Never would I have imagined that this would happen: |
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| The globs attacked! I freaked! What else was there to do?! If I didn't react quickly, I would be a goner. |
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| It was too late! They had gotten into my eyes! The globs flowed around my face, suffocating, coating, and creaming me with their deadly globbyness. Surely, I will suffocate! |
| At this point I passed out. when I woke up, I was lying in bed - surely it must have been a dream? But then, where the hell did these pictures come from?! |